See if you find this funny or do you just let out a loud groan. My family would groan every time my mom would tell this joke.
A hearse was driving through the city on the way to the cemetery. It hit a bump as it went up a hill and the back door opened up. The coffin fell out of the hearse and started sliding down the road. It bumped along and jumped the curb and went through the door of a pharmacy and stopped right in front of the pharmacy counter. The lid popped up and the gentleman sat up and asked, "Do have anything to stop my "coffin"?
I can still see my mother telling this joke and laughing the entire time. I can also see our entire family smile and groan and say..."Not again, mom".Memories are so good to have.
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