
A hearse was driving through the city on the way to the cemetery. It hit a bump as it went up a hill and the back door opened up. The coffin fell out of the hearse and started sliding down the road. It bumped along and jumped the curb and went through the door of a pharmacy and stopped right in front of the pharmacy counter. The lid popped up and the gentleman sat up and asked, "Do have anything to stop my "coffin"?